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SECTION IX
Dad Language
• Governing Language Principles •
05.
If a dad has made several jokes in a row and no one has laughed or acknowledged him, he will grab the closest object and tap it like a microphone while asking, “Is this thing on?” An air microphone can be used in dire circumstances.
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Chronicle Books | Dad Law | By Ally Probst and Joel Willis, editors of The Dad